Confessions. Secrects. Thoughts. Rants. Embarrassments. Hang ups. Put downs.

I want to screw my professor's brains out. He is not even that handsome, but I think his awful jokes about history are cute. Even though he is older than me, he seems innocent to me. I just want to stay after class one day and rip my shirt off in front of him. Maybe one day I'll do it. He is in his 50s and has kids.

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Sometimes, at night, when I'm all alone, I like to pour rootbeer all over my socks, then put them on so my feet feel all fizzy.

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I am a waiter. Never eat at Chile's. In fact, never eat at restaurants, cause waiters are fucked up people, trust me I know. Enjoy your mushroom burger, bitch.

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I like anime girls- they are prettier than real girls and don't laugh at me.

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My English teacher is so hot! I want to fuck her in every possible way. She is practically all I think about. My girlfriend says I am being distant, and it's true, I am, because I think I am in love with my teacher. It's pretty sad actually. I love you Mrs. H!

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I've gotten to a point where I just don't care how horrible the rest of the world is anymore. Life is too short to be worrying about the genocide in rwanda. Now I'm just thankful that I live in America and I don't worry about anyone but me.

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I once bought a mouse trap and put it in my brothers shoe because I thought it would be funny. I guess in retrospect, it kinda was, although he did have to go to the hospital.

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when i was 10 i put paint all over my neighbor's new white car just because i could. I never got caught.

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I was having a really bad day the other day and I was on my period, so I kicked a poodle dog that was walking down the street. I felt so bad right after I did it, I was just so angry and frustrated at the world in general. I think I might have broke its leg cause it was limping and whining. Sorry, pooch.

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When I was in the 8th grade I wore a v-neck tshirt to school. I am a guy, and I got made fun of for it. I was so embarased that I stapled the v-neck shut. I got made fun of for that too, but at least my chest wasn't showing. I think I am gay now, too.

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