Confessions. Secrects. Thoughts. Rants. Embarrassments. Hang ups. Put downs.

i fingered this girl one time and purposely didn't wash my hands that night so i could show my friend the you-know-what when I saw him the next day.

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You know that Rolaids commercial where the guy says "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" meaning a pizza? I actually did that. man, am I fat.

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I am fucking my best friend's wife. I will ruin their marriage. God help me, I am weak.

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I have never come during sex. I am a 35 year old woman who has slept with many men.

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I masturbated on September 11, 2001.

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I want to screw my professor's brains out. He is not even that handsome, but I think his awful jokes about history are cute. Even though he is older than me, he seems innocent to me. I just want to stay after class one day and rip my shirt off in front of him. Maybe one day I'll do it. He is in his 50s and has kids.

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Every day I wake up and take a shower. Then I get in my car and drive for almost one hour to get to work. I work quietely by myself for 8-10 hours, occasionally going to my favorite sites, then I drive home. When I get home I eat dinner and watch the news to find out what happened while I was in the windowless room all day. I go online and check all the same websites that I was checking at work, then I watch some TV. I fall asleep before Leno ends. On the weekends I sleep late and watch a movie, I pay my bills and go shopping. This is not how I pictured my life when I was in college.

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I am an English teacher at a certain Junior Highschool in a certain state. I have impure thoughts about the boys there, and they are only 13, 14, and 15 years old. I am a 50-year-old man. I should be shot.

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I think i have a drinking problem. I had to go to the hospital last Friday night cause I drank so much, but this weekend i'm going to drink again!

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I used my roomates microwave to make popcorn and I caught it on fire. I put the fire out, but now the microwave no longer works. There are burn marks all over it and it's very obvious what happened, but i'll never admit it.

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