Confessions. Secrects. Thoughts. Rants. Embarrassments. Hang ups. Put downs.

People who do bad in school are stupid. How could you do bad when it is so easy to cheat?

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I only shower when the smell starts to bother other people. If they don't mention it, I don't shower. 6 days and counting!

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I go to church every Sunday even though I don't believe in god. While everybody is praying I think about simpsons quotes and fucking the hot girls that go to my church.

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My parents don't mind that I smoke pot, but If they knew I did coke and ecstacy they'd kill me. Here's hoping they never find out cause I love it.

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I steal from my grandmother all the time and she doesn't notice. She gives me five dollars as a present, then when she goes to the bathroom I take 20 out of her purse. I'm an awful person, but I need to buy things.

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I download porn from the internet all the time, like seriously all the time, there is some downloading right now. I hate it when people use my computer because i'm afraid they will find it.

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when i was 10 i put paint all over my neighbor's new white car just because i could. I never got caught.

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I was having a really bad day the other day and I was on my period, so I kicked a poodle dog that was walking down the street. I felt so bad right after I did it, I was just so angry and frustrated at the world in general. I think I might have broke its leg cause it was limping and whining. Sorry, pooch.

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When I go through the drive through at McDonalds I order two drinks just to make the people inside think I am ordering food for 2 people, because I eat so much food. Milkshakes are soo good.

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I once bought a mouse trap and put it in my brothers shoe because I thought it would be funny. I guess in retrospect, it kinda was, although he did have to go to the hospital.

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