Confessions. Secrects. Thoughts. Rants. Embarrassments. Hang ups. Put downs.

I like shitty, shitty music just to be contrary. I purposeoly track down shit that nobody likes. As soon as something becomes popular I hate it, cause I am 'punk'.

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I am not a lesbian but I love keira knightly and I want to kiss her.

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When I was a little girl I was the only girl I knew that watched Transformers. I didn't tell anybody that I was really in love with Optimus Prime and consider him my first love. I think this is why I can't have a solid relationship now, since I compare all men to Him. I am 26 years old.

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I was having a really bad day the other day and I was on my period, so I kicked a poodle dog that was walking down the street. I felt so bad right after I did it, I was just so angry and frustrated at the world in general. I think I might have broke its leg cause it was limping and whining. Sorry, pooch.

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I use my roommate's towel to wipe up my ball sweat because I don't want to dirty my own towel. Sorry, Steve.

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Nobody knows that I have posed naked for pictures on the internet. I needed the money, but not really that bad. I don't know why I did it.

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I gave my boss head in the walk in freezer

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I fucked my best friend's girl while he was passed out in the other room. I am the worst friend ever, he really lovd her, but maybe I am doing them a favor if it was never meant to be. I fucked her up the ass too, it was great.

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When I was 13 I was looking for porn in my parents room and I found gay porn. I never told anybody.

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Before I got the internet i used to stay home from school and watch discovery channel all day in hopes of seeing some african tribeswomans breasts

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