I hate fags! There, I said it! Fuck queer eye for the strait guy, fuck queers!
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I killed my hedgehog by leavint the window open in January. I didn't mean it Dimsdale! I'm a murderer. I loved my hedgehog.
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I am not a lesbian but I love keira knightly and I want to kiss her.
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I fucked ya mutha muthafucka! ha!
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I put depressing song lyrics in my AIM profile because I want people to read them and ask me about them/if I'm ok. They never do though, especially not her.
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My English teacher is so hot! I want to fuck her in every possible way. She is practically all I think about. My girlfriend says I am being distant, and it's true, I am, because I think I am in love with my teacher. It's pretty sad actually. I love you Mrs. H!
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I work in a grocery store in the produce section. Everybody is always talking about how great Garlick is for you, so one day I took a big bite right out of a garlick bulb. It was so gross that I threw up all over some cantaloupes. Never try it. I washed the cantoloupes off with a hose and put them out anyway, Hahaha!
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After so many years of having no one, now I am dating three girls at once. I have come into my own, I guess, but I feel like shit. The sex is good though.
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I tried cocaine the other night. I didn't like it that much, but if somebody offered it to me again I would probably take it.
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Fuck you, bitch, I loved you!
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