I was having a really bad day the other day and I was on my period, so I kicked a poodle dog that was walking down the street. I felt so bad right after I did it, I was just so angry and frustrated at the world in general. I think I might have broke its leg cause it was limping and whining. Sorry, pooch.
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People who do bad in school are stupid. How could you do bad when it is so easy to cheat?
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I used my roomates microwave to make popcorn and I caught it on fire. I put the fire out, but now the microwave no longer works. There are burn marks all over it and it's very obvious what happened, but i'll never admit it.
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I put depressing song lyrics in my AIM profile because I want people to read them and ask me about them/if I'm ok. They never do though, especially not her.
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Nobody knows that I have posed naked for pictures on the internet. I needed the money, but not really that bad. I don't know why I did it.
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Before I got the internet i used to stay home from school and watch discovery channel all day in hopes of seeing some african tribeswomans breasts
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I only shower when the smell starts to bother other people. If they don't mention it, I don't shower. 6 days and counting!
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I tell my wife I'm bowling. Wow.
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I am going to Paris next month. It's pathetic, I know, but I feel like if I go there that my life will somehow be validated. But I know I'm just going to come right back to B. Indiana and nothing will be changed.
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My friend cuts herself with a razor. I try to be supportive and get her to stop, but she is really just fucking stupid. Sometimes I wish she would cut to deep and bleed to death, then I wouldn't have to deal with her retarded depressed attention mongering anymore, but i would be sad if it really happened. Gah! what a waste of humanity she is, she is prettier than I am but she's crazy as Fuck. If I had her body I wouldn't scar it up with a fucking razor. whore.
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