Confessions. Secrects. Thoughts. Rants. Embarrassments. Hang ups. Put downs.

I am pregnant and my boyfriend wants me t oget an abortion. I know it's just cause he doesn't wantto pay child support. I will have it anyway, it will be my baby.

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I work in a grocery store in the produce section. Everybody is always talking about how great Garlick is for you, so one day I took a big bite right out of a garlick bulb. It was so gross that I threw up all over some cantaloupes. Never try it. I washed the cantoloupes off with a hose and put them out anyway, Hahaha!

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I tell my wife I'm bowling. Wow.

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My little sister is way, way, prettier than me and everybody knows it. They always talk about how hot she is and it makes me mad, but they do it anyway in front of me.

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I tell people I have given head to 10 guys, but even that is a lie. Try 30! 16f

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i cheat on my girl friend all the time. if a day goes by when i don't cheat on her, i probably tried to cheat on her that day and failed. i am the worst boyfriend ever but she will never know.

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I am not a lesbian but I love keira knightly and I want to kiss her.

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My English teacher is so hot! I want to fuck her in every possible way. She is practically all I think about. My girlfriend says I am being distant, and it's true, I am, because I think I am in love with my teacher. It's pretty sad actually. I love you Mrs. H!

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I once was flirting with this really hot girl- then I learned that she was only 13 years old (almost 14) and I was about 19 at the time. The sad part is, I still didn't stop flirting with her and I had to muster all of my willpower not to take advantage of her. Even so, it was really only because I didn't want to end up in jail or something. She looked older than she was.

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I think I am in love with somebody, but he will never love me. He has a girlfriend and she is really pretty- she is really nice too. I have no reason to hate her but I do. Every time I see her I dream about stabbing her in the face with a pen, and not just once, like a lot of times till she's all bloody. is there something wrong with me? I am friends with both of them but he loves her not me because i am fat.

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